Well The Arsenal won this morning 3-0, no real surprises there. I got to see the 1st 15 minutes or so before i had to leave for work and i have to say i was so close to picking the phone up and ringing in sick so i could watch the rest of the game. They looked so sharp and were playing beautiful football i didnt want to leave. The biggest disappointment of the game has to be the commentators, i hate ESPN, i hate their 20 minute ad breaks but even more than that i hate the American "commentators". Their inability to pronounce names and the fact they call it "soocer" make me sick, it makes it sound second rate and you cant take the game seriously. People are going to say the game died off after the 1st goal, but what else would you expect? The job was done and the weekends game against Pompey needed to take priority.
So it looks like there will be no more players joining The Arsenal until at least the new year, i for one hope that we manage to go until then without to many injuries. Chelski on the other hand, if you believe the crap floating around the web lately are going to try and sign Jar Jar Binks himself, Ronaldinho. Are you kidding me? Some reports suggest that the wankers are willing to line his pockets with 200,000 pounds a week. Hahahahahaha wouldnt that piss John Terry and Fat Frank Lampard off. For months they have fought to be on level pay terms as Bollocks and Sheva, somewhere around the 120,000 pounds a week mark. Let me start by saying that NO MAN is worth that amount of money, let alone Fat Frank. I am far from Fat Franks biggest fan, safe to say i dont rate him at all, so if his agent was to ring me up as Chelski manager and tell me he thought his client deserved to be equal highest payed at the club i think the convo would go a bit like this -
Agent - Hello is this Sir Boom?
Me - Yes, who else is it going to be?
Agent - Im just ringing in regards to Frank Lampards contract
Me - Thats nice, why are you calling me?
Agent - Because your the Chelsea manager
Me - I am? how did that happen? i hate Chelski! This is terrible, i feel so dirty!
Agent - mmm, so....about Frank's contract?
Me - You mean Fat Frank, well at least thats what we call him behind his back, hahaha, what about his contract?
Agent - Well we believe he should be on equal terms with the highest paid at the club
Me - Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, are you serious? Fat Frank would be paid in hot dogs if it was up to me, except he would probably want a pay increase in those as well! Fat prick, he cant play and we are actually going to sack him tomorrow, goodbye!
I would just like to state that i would never accept the post of Chelski manager ever, and i think anyone that does has no penis!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
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