Greetings
Its been awhile between posts, and im sure "The Manager" thinks its due to me attending and chairing the annual "Cese Fabregas is God" summit, but he would be wrong. For once work has kept me busy and my spare time has been kept to a minimum. A massive amount has happened in the past week, The Arsenal have continued to show the world how real football should be played, Chelski did the unthinkable and saked their manager 2 months into a new season, and replaced him with a new emerging talent that is "The Manger". I have a strong feeling that this is the begining of the end for them and what alot of people predicted would happen is happening, Roman is losing the plot and Chelski are going to be left in a mess bigger than Leeds! Just a side note on Leeds, how good are they going? 7 wins from 7 starts in the new season, if only they didnt get hit with that 15 point deduction!
Im not even going to try and say anything about Arsenal, i couldnt do it justice, i really couldnt. They are leaving both Henry Bergkamp and I with massive smiles on our faces and they are everything you can possibly want from a football team.
Long may it continue!
This weekend brings with it the A-League game of the season so far, sydney fc v Newcastle Jets! My shirt has been sent to the dry cleaners, my hat in sitting on my bed side table so i can kiss the badge before i go to sleep and my flag has been ironed and is whispering to me "fly me Sir Boom, let me feel the wind", oh in time, in time. It should be a good game with sydney finally getting a win last week and the Jets by far the best team in the league. Juninho may return to add a bit of class to an otherwise boring and classless sydney outfit but in my opinion it wont help. I must admit to feeling some regret that The Manager wont be able to join me at the game to help in the celebrations due to his commitments with Chelski but im sure it wont be long until he has plenty of free time on his hands after Roman flips his lid and sacks him as well! Tosser!
If your at the game on Saturday night look for me, ill be the only person celebrating in a crowd of sky blue, and if you see me in any kind of trouble please help me, as im sure the folks from sydney wont take kindly to me rubbing it in their faces when we are 3-0 up! Although if they dont kill me that rubbish song they play before the players exit the tunnel will! What the fuck is up with that? Ive heard Phil Collins songs that get me more pumped up than that shit, its horrible. They went looking for their own version of "You'll never walk alone" and came back with something that not even John Williamson would put on his record!
Go the Jets
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
The Manager is on the move
Readers,
I just got the weirdest phone call. It was Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich. He told me Chelsea’s manager Jose Mourinho has been fired from the English Premier League club and Romo wants me – he has been tracking the progress of my fantasy team – Boomgoesthedynamite (Sir Boom – you owe me a lot of royalties for the use of “Boom”) and likes where I’m taking the team and he wants to bring that gusto to The Bridge.
“Chelsea Football Club and Jose Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent,'' said a one-line statement posted on the club's website.
Romo tells me that statement is “complete BS” He gave me a run down of the fateful conversation.
Romo: I want Ja Ja
Jose: You mean Ronaldinho
Romo: No… the real Ja Ja Binks – I’ve seen him in the movies and he’ll be great for the team. Shirt sales around the universe will skyrocket.
Jose: He isn’t real – you’re mad
Romo: I’m not mad I’m Romo – YOU’RE FIRED
I told Romo that Jose was a fool and if he wanted Ja Ja I’ll get him!
He doesn’t have to know it’s just a player in a suit…
So The Manager has a new job…the top job at Chelsea.
Sure, Sir Boom said he would never take the job no matter the money. But Sir Boom can’t get his head out of Flabbergas’ arse long enough to see the benefits.
Now all I have to do is find a Ja Ja suit bigger enough for Fat Lamps to fit in
The Manager
I just got the weirdest phone call. It was Chelsea's owner Roman Abramovich. He told me Chelsea’s manager Jose Mourinho has been fired from the English Premier League club and Romo wants me – he has been tracking the progress of my fantasy team – Boomgoesthedynamite (Sir Boom – you owe me a lot of royalties for the use of “Boom”) and likes where I’m taking the team and he wants to bring that gusto to The Bridge.
“Chelsea Football Club and Jose Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent,'' said a one-line statement posted on the club's website.
Romo tells me that statement is “complete BS” He gave me a run down of the fateful conversation.
Romo: I want Ja Ja
Jose: You mean Ronaldinho
Romo: No… the real Ja Ja Binks – I’ve seen him in the movies and he’ll be great for the team. Shirt sales around the universe will skyrocket.
Jose: He isn’t real – you’re mad
Romo: I’m not mad I’m Romo – YOU’RE FIRED
I told Romo that Jose was a fool and if he wanted Ja Ja I’ll get him!
He doesn’t have to know it’s just a player in a suit…
So The Manager has a new job…the top job at Chelsea.
Sure, Sir Boom said he would never take the job no matter the money. But Sir Boom can’t get his head out of Flabbergas’ arse long enough to see the benefits.
Now all I have to do is find a Ja Ja suit bigger enough for Fat Lamps to fit in
The Manager
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Top of the league to you
Greetings,
Well let me begin by saying that i could not be happier after the weekends football! The Arsenal showed why playing football instead of playing crap works. Just how good were they? Unbelievable, i was lost for words, the way the never gave up, always knowing that they had goals in them was fantastic. The Scum were a pathetic excuse for a top 10 team and find themselves where they belong, in the bottom 4! hahahaha
The one problem that arose from the game was this - If Fabregas gets better, which will happen, who will stop him? Excuse my french here but he is just fuckin awesome, the boy is the best player in the world. If Jaa Jaa Ronaldinho Binks has a 100 million pound by-out clause in his contract, then whats Cese Fabregas worth? 200 million? The looks on the faces of the Scum supporters as his drive from 25 yards flew into the top corner were priceless! I love the man, i love the Arsenal and i love football!
Saturday night was perfect for me in a football sense, and it all started with the Jets winning and putting themselves 2nd. They still arnt playing great football but results are what counts and you cant complain with 2nd. A massive home crowd was on hand as well and its great to see, im sure it will only grow as everyone loves to watch a winning team. That brings me to Sydney, but what can you say about them?
I have to say regardless of the result Jimmy and I enjoyed the game. The goals were great, some good football was played in parts, but really at the moment Sydney just arnt good enough! I rang Henry Bergkamp at halftime and his 1st comment was "how much do you think we can get for the season tickets?" hahahaha a true Sydney fan! I must admit i am enjoying going to the Sydney games even if i am not a supporter, and there i think is the reason. Not being a supporter of the club i am able to go to the games and just enjoy the football and not be emotionally attached to the teams performance. As hard as Lady Boom finds it hard to understand sport can be a very emotional experience, especially when you love a team. I can still remember being there the night Australia beat Uruguay to make the World Cup, now that was an emotionally draining experience, and the 1st time id cried in around 15 years! I might have said it before but ill say it again, I love football!
Last of all id like to take my hat off to "The Cove" on Saturday night, you were awesome and if the players played half as well as you sing you would be top of the league!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Well let me begin by saying that i could not be happier after the weekends football! The Arsenal showed why playing football instead of playing crap works. Just how good were they? Unbelievable, i was lost for words, the way the never gave up, always knowing that they had goals in them was fantastic. The Scum were a pathetic excuse for a top 10 team and find themselves where they belong, in the bottom 4! hahahaha
The one problem that arose from the game was this - If Fabregas gets better, which will happen, who will stop him? Excuse my french here but he is just fuckin awesome, the boy is the best player in the world. If Jaa Jaa Ronaldinho Binks has a 100 million pound by-out clause in his contract, then whats Cese Fabregas worth? 200 million? The looks on the faces of the Scum supporters as his drive from 25 yards flew into the top corner were priceless! I love the man, i love the Arsenal and i love football!
Saturday night was perfect for me in a football sense, and it all started with the Jets winning and putting themselves 2nd. They still arnt playing great football but results are what counts and you cant complain with 2nd. A massive home crowd was on hand as well and its great to see, im sure it will only grow as everyone loves to watch a winning team. That brings me to Sydney, but what can you say about them?
I have to say regardless of the result Jimmy and I enjoyed the game. The goals were great, some good football was played in parts, but really at the moment Sydney just arnt good enough! I rang Henry Bergkamp at halftime and his 1st comment was "how much do you think we can get for the season tickets?" hahahaha a true Sydney fan! I must admit i am enjoying going to the Sydney games even if i am not a supporter, and there i think is the reason. Not being a supporter of the club i am able to go to the games and just enjoy the football and not be emotionally attached to the teams performance. As hard as Lady Boom finds it hard to understand sport can be a very emotional experience, especially when you love a team. I can still remember being there the night Australia beat Uruguay to make the World Cup, now that was an emotionally draining experience, and the 1st time id cried in around 15 years! I might have said it before but ill say it again, I love football!
Last of all id like to take my hat off to "The Cove" on Saturday night, you were awesome and if the players played half as well as you sing you would be top of the league!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
At the end of the day we were outclassed!
Greetings
Last nights game against the Argies brought up a few interesting points for me. The major thing for me was the difference in the 2 halves, we went from putting up a good fight to just fighting fullstop. I have to say that what happened in the second half really disappointed me, it showed that the players had just given up trying to beat them by playing football and decided that the only way to beat them was to do just that and "beat" them.
Im reading a few other blog as im writing this and im not sure what some of these guys are on but i want some! One guy even suggests that Carney had a good game! Are you fuckin kidding me? He was the worst player on the park, and the biggest offender of the "beat em up" style tactics. The only way he looked any good was when Holman came on and proceeded to kick everyone in sight and pass every ball to someone in blue and white, thereby taking the focus off his useless arse.
Now you might say "Hang on Sir Boom, your being a bit harsh, if you had to mark Messi and he was making you look like a fool, im sure you would just start kicking him as well".........wrong! The 1st thing i would do is try and change my game to deal with the circumstances im facing, and hope to heaven that either that worked or he got injured, but to resort to spoil tactics makes me sick. You are basically saying to the world, "im not good enough, this guy is making me look like a muppet, so ill show him. ill beat the crap out of him". It just shows a lack of class and a horrible lack of ability. David Carney left the A-League in search of better football and a chance to improve his game, instead he went to the English Championship. Its amazing how quickly his game has changed, how quickly he has adapted to the thug type football used in the Championship. If he wants to improve his game i have a tip for him, learn how to dribble and cross dickhead, and your 1st point of reference should be the superstar who made you look like the gimp you are, Messi.
Just how good was he in the 1st half?! That is what is so beautiful about this game, players like that, that play without fear of doing something wrong, always believing that they can achieve anything. He was awesome to watch and its just a pity that he lost interest during the 2nd half after the 17th pointless kick he received, because i had the feeling he had a goal in him. Speaking of which, what more did Bresco have to do to score? Bloody hell, ive never seen anything like it.
So in the end we lost, but we were not shamed. Last nights game looks like it will be the last for Mr Arnold, and was it just me that heard a giant sigh of relief from millions of Aussie football fans? I hate him, i could write a whole novel on how and why i hate him, but there seems little point, the damage is done, time to look to the future.
Bring on the weekend, bring on the A-league, bring on the Jets, and bring on the North London Derby.
Go you Gooners!!!!!!!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Last nights game against the Argies brought up a few interesting points for me. The major thing for me was the difference in the 2 halves, we went from putting up a good fight to just fighting fullstop. I have to say that what happened in the second half really disappointed me, it showed that the players had just given up trying to beat them by playing football and decided that the only way to beat them was to do just that and "beat" them.
Im reading a few other blog as im writing this and im not sure what some of these guys are on but i want some! One guy even suggests that Carney had a good game! Are you fuckin kidding me? He was the worst player on the park, and the biggest offender of the "beat em up" style tactics. The only way he looked any good was when Holman came on and proceeded to kick everyone in sight and pass every ball to someone in blue and white, thereby taking the focus off his useless arse.
Now you might say "Hang on Sir Boom, your being a bit harsh, if you had to mark Messi and he was making you look like a fool, im sure you would just start kicking him as well".........wrong! The 1st thing i would do is try and change my game to deal with the circumstances im facing, and hope to heaven that either that worked or he got injured, but to resort to spoil tactics makes me sick. You are basically saying to the world, "im not good enough, this guy is making me look like a muppet, so ill show him. ill beat the crap out of him". It just shows a lack of class and a horrible lack of ability. David Carney left the A-League in search of better football and a chance to improve his game, instead he went to the English Championship. Its amazing how quickly his game has changed, how quickly he has adapted to the thug type football used in the Championship. If he wants to improve his game i have a tip for him, learn how to dribble and cross dickhead, and your 1st point of reference should be the superstar who made you look like the gimp you are, Messi.
Just how good was he in the 1st half?! That is what is so beautiful about this game, players like that, that play without fear of doing something wrong, always believing that they can achieve anything. He was awesome to watch and its just a pity that he lost interest during the 2nd half after the 17th pointless kick he received, because i had the feeling he had a goal in him. Speaking of which, what more did Bresco have to do to score? Bloody hell, ive never seen anything like it.
So in the end we lost, but we were not shamed. Last nights game looks like it will be the last for Mr Arnold, and was it just me that heard a giant sigh of relief from millions of Aussie football fans? I hate him, i could write a whole novel on how and why i hate him, but there seems little point, the damage is done, time to look to the future.
Bring on the weekend, bring on the A-league, bring on the Jets, and bring on the North London Derby.
Go you Gooners!!!!!!!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Monday, September 10, 2007
Points away from home will win you the title!
Greetings,
For years myself and Henry Bergkamp have survived countless early mornings and late nights to watch the mighty Arsenal, never missing a game, so it was with much surprise that i was to miss the 1st half of the Newcastle Jets v Wellington Phoenix game on Sunday afternoon, considering that the kick-off was at 3pm. The very late night i had attending the Workmans Club presentation night didnt help i must admit, but that being said i am still very upset with myself, i mean its The Jets for goodness sake, thats worth missing some sleep for! I awoke to a msg on my phone saying "Phoenix are all over you", its not the best thing to wake up to but the good news was there were no more msgs, so there was still hope.
When i arrived just after the 2nd half had started Bergkamp was sitting there looking quite smug, "another draw for the Jets hey!?", smartarse, "how good are Sydney going?"......silence. Ive always thought i had some special inspirational powers and this was a moment that reinforced that feeling because from the moment i started watching the game the Jets played all over the Phoenix and went on to win the game. So 2nd spot was ours and we had become only the 2nd team this season to win a game, an unbelievable stat.
I have a feeling ive stated earlier that the key to this years competition was going to be getting as many points away from home as possible, case in point the Mariners, 2 of their 3 wins have been away from home, thats a massive advantage. People will suggest that the league is boring with all these draws, i think thats bullshit, if you want goals galore bugger off and watch fumble ball(AFL), the fact there has been so many draws this season has nothing to do with negative football, its simply proof that the salary cap is working! I believe that if you can't appreciate a nil all draw your not a real football fan.
Nice to see that Bergkamp has already forsaken his team, Sydney FC, by missing this weekends game. What a supporter, what commitment, what passion. He is leaving me to take a friend in his place because he doesnt want to watch them have another draw. Or maybe its because he doesnt want to listen to that pathetic excuse for a club song, now that is a joke! I am going to be telling Jimmy (famous as the manager of Jimmy's Jewels) that the singing of this song is compulsory. By the way Happy Birthday for Friday "The Manager".
So its Australia v Argentina tomorrow night hey? Am i the only one who hopes we get our arse kicked just so Arnold looks like even more of a gimp? What a tosser, he will probably even play Alex Brosque up front as well hahahahahaha.
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
For years myself and Henry Bergkamp have survived countless early mornings and late nights to watch the mighty Arsenal, never missing a game, so it was with much surprise that i was to miss the 1st half of the Newcastle Jets v Wellington Phoenix game on Sunday afternoon, considering that the kick-off was at 3pm. The very late night i had attending the Workmans Club presentation night didnt help i must admit, but that being said i am still very upset with myself, i mean its The Jets for goodness sake, thats worth missing some sleep for! I awoke to a msg on my phone saying "Phoenix are all over you", its not the best thing to wake up to but the good news was there were no more msgs, so there was still hope.
When i arrived just after the 2nd half had started Bergkamp was sitting there looking quite smug, "another draw for the Jets hey!?", smartarse, "how good are Sydney going?"......silence. Ive always thought i had some special inspirational powers and this was a moment that reinforced that feeling because from the moment i started watching the game the Jets played all over the Phoenix and went on to win the game. So 2nd spot was ours and we had become only the 2nd team this season to win a game, an unbelievable stat.
I have a feeling ive stated earlier that the key to this years competition was going to be getting as many points away from home as possible, case in point the Mariners, 2 of their 3 wins have been away from home, thats a massive advantage. People will suggest that the league is boring with all these draws, i think thats bullshit, if you want goals galore bugger off and watch fumble ball(AFL), the fact there has been so many draws this season has nothing to do with negative football, its simply proof that the salary cap is working! I believe that if you can't appreciate a nil all draw your not a real football fan.
Nice to see that Bergkamp has already forsaken his team, Sydney FC, by missing this weekends game. What a supporter, what commitment, what passion. He is leaving me to take a friend in his place because he doesnt want to watch them have another draw. Or maybe its because he doesnt want to listen to that pathetic excuse for a club song, now that is a joke! I am going to be telling Jimmy (famous as the manager of Jimmy's Jewels) that the singing of this song is compulsory. By the way Happy Birthday for Friday "The Manager".
So its Australia v Argentina tomorrow night hey? Am i the only one who hopes we get our arse kicked just so Arnold looks like even more of a gimp? What a tosser, he will probably even play Alex Brosque up front as well hahahahahaha.
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
Monday, September 3, 2007
We've only got 10 men, We've only got 10 men!
Well what a long day ive had. I didnt get to sleep until around 1:30am this morning and had to be up just before 5am for the daily trek to work, Lady Boom reminds me thats its my own fault and shows no sympathy for me, but you want to know something, it is so worth it. The beauty of this week is that thanks to "President" Bush and the APEC garbage i will be able to recoup that lost sleep when we Sydneysiders get Friday off! hahaha
I have to admit that around 30 mins before kickoff last nite i was contemplating going to bed at halftime regardless of the score just because i knew i would be hurting this time tomorrow, i am so glad i didnt. The day was set up to be a cracking day of football for myself, The Mighty Jets were playing at tea time then it was just a short wait until The Arsenal played, what more could a man want? Well ill tell you one thing he wanted, and that was a better showing from the Jets. I have seen better passing displays from 12 year olds. It was horrific, so many basic things going wrong it sent me to throw my new hat at the wall in disgust, more than once (thanks go to The Manager for my new supporters gear), lucky for me Lady Boom had since left the building. However such is the beauty of football sometimes the sublime can rise from the shit, and so it did thanks to Joel Griffiths. So its 2 games and 2 draws for the Jets, leaving them equal 2nd but as ive said previously this league is going to be very close so dont be surprised if by the end of the season a few teams are locked on the same amount of points.
Henry Bergkamp and i ventured to our 1st Sydney FC game on Saturday night but with that report being left to him i would just like to take the opportunity to deny all reports of me doing anything other than watching the game as a fan of football itself!
So anyway, onto the Gunners, onto things that matter, onto things that make you go mmmmmmmmmm. Well my word, if you ever want to see football the way it should be played ( Chelski this includes you) go no further than last nights game.I lost count of the amount of times i was lost for words, while it was far from the perfect game and not the best game i have ever seen from an Arsenal team, there were large patches of the Pompey game that were perfect, there is no other way of putting it. After enduring the childish passing of the Jets game i was treated to some of the finest one touch football i have ever seen. The Arsenal were well worth the 3 points, and the 3 goals for that matter, and it could well have been more. There was not one bad player on the park wearing red and white last night, ill even admit Hleb played well. And as far as Fabregas goes he makes me sick, this guy is only 20 years old and has more talent in his big toe nail than i will ever have, and i love him for it. I have to see this man live before i die, i use to think that about Wright, then Henry, but now i have a new God, well he has been God for a few years now, but i need to see him play in the flesh.
Anyway enough about my fantasys, The Arsenal looked shit hot, Chelski lost, Manure looked ordinary and the Pool played a pub team and only managed to score 6 goals!!!! hahahahaha useless bastards!
On a final note: International breaks suck!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
I have to admit that around 30 mins before kickoff last nite i was contemplating going to bed at halftime regardless of the score just because i knew i would be hurting this time tomorrow, i am so glad i didnt. The day was set up to be a cracking day of football for myself, The Mighty Jets were playing at tea time then it was just a short wait until The Arsenal played, what more could a man want? Well ill tell you one thing he wanted, and that was a better showing from the Jets. I have seen better passing displays from 12 year olds. It was horrific, so many basic things going wrong it sent me to throw my new hat at the wall in disgust, more than once (thanks go to The Manager for my new supporters gear), lucky for me Lady Boom had since left the building. However such is the beauty of football sometimes the sublime can rise from the shit, and so it did thanks to Joel Griffiths. So its 2 games and 2 draws for the Jets, leaving them equal 2nd but as ive said previously this league is going to be very close so dont be surprised if by the end of the season a few teams are locked on the same amount of points.
Henry Bergkamp and i ventured to our 1st Sydney FC game on Saturday night but with that report being left to him i would just like to take the opportunity to deny all reports of me doing anything other than watching the game as a fan of football itself!
So anyway, onto the Gunners, onto things that matter, onto things that make you go mmmmmmmmmm. Well my word, if you ever want to see football the way it should be played ( Chelski this includes you) go no further than last nights game.I lost count of the amount of times i was lost for words, while it was far from the perfect game and not the best game i have ever seen from an Arsenal team, there were large patches of the Pompey game that were perfect, there is no other way of putting it. After enduring the childish passing of the Jets game i was treated to some of the finest one touch football i have ever seen. The Arsenal were well worth the 3 points, and the 3 goals for that matter, and it could well have been more. There was not one bad player on the park wearing red and white last night, ill even admit Hleb played well. And as far as Fabregas goes he makes me sick, this guy is only 20 years old and has more talent in his big toe nail than i will ever have, and i love him for it. I have to see this man live before i die, i use to think that about Wright, then Henry, but now i have a new God, well he has been God for a few years now, but i need to see him play in the flesh.
Anyway enough about my fantasys, The Arsenal looked shit hot, Chelski lost, Manure looked ordinary and the Pool played a pub team and only managed to score 6 goals!!!! hahahahaha useless bastards!
On a final note: International breaks suck!
Its just my opinion
Sir Boom
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